Dating tips from Men

Dating tips from Men

The Man/Take 2 I will give you dating tips from men.

In modern society we can all get at least one first date right??  I mean come on, with online dating sites like “Plenty of Fish”, “Christian Mingle”, and “Meet Black People”, there is love out there waiting for all shapes, sizes, colors and sexual preferences!!  In the online dating world you can make yourself look like King Kong, (through the help of some photo shop), with the heart of Mother Theresa, thanks to some smooth “about me” phrases.  Bottom line is a good profile can land you a first date, but it’s surely not going to get you a second.  Heck, I can only imagine the number of first dates these days, that upon sitting down to dinner, there is an “excuse me, I need to run to the bathroom”, only to never be heard from again!!  Let a MASTERDATER help you avoid from being a MASTERBATER and earn yourself a SECOND DATE!!  Here are some topics to surely avoid on Date #1…..

 Dating tips from Men

You’re on a first date.  This hopefully means you AREN’T married, so don’t talk about it.  If you want to get married good for you!  If you don’t want to get married, congratulations!  The truth is, until you find the RIGHT person, nobody knows what the future holds, so wanting or not wanting to get married really doesn’t make a rip.  I can assure you anyone who says they knew on their first date, that date was going to be their spouse, they were either smoking crack or ate psychedelic mushrooms for their appetizer!  It takes time people!!  A first date, is supposed to be fun, getting to know someone, seeing if they’re a football fan!  NOT find out their deepest, darkest wants and desires.  If a woman(or man), starts talking on the first date about how they wants to be married and have 3 kids by the time they’re 30, unless they are an angel sent from God, that is going to scare the living daylights out of someone and certainly not get you a second date.  Don’t ask, don’t tell!

 

We all have a past, we all have baggage.  The first date is exactly that, a FIRST impression.  First impressions usually last.  Nobody wants to be sized up, literally or figuratively to your EX for 3 hours.  It’s really just not very much fun.  In a lot of ways it also shows you obviously haven’t gotten over that person.  Don’t you want to get to know ME??  If you’ve been physically or emotionally battered well boo-hoo, join the club.  I will certainly be more empathetic after I’ve at least gotten in the panties first!!  And don’t ask someone’s “NUMBER”, and NEVER on a first date!  I have been with my wife for 7 years, and we have NEVER ONCE asked the other how many previous sexual partners we have had.  Why do people ask this question?  What is the point??  Who is actually going to be honest anyways??  Don’t want to know, don’t need to know.  Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell!  Stop being so insecure and move on.  The past is HISTORY, the future is a mystery, let’s live for the present, which is your date with me!!  Go earn yourself a second date!

 

Unless you have HIV or Hepatitis C, NEVER talk about STD’s on a first date!!  If you’ve ever HAD or HAVE herpes, syphilis, crabs, or even genital warts(HPV), and have the urge to talk about it WAIT.  A first date is not the time or place.  Sure, if you’ve had more than one sexual partner in your life there is more than a 60% chance that you have some sort of HPV, and your date already knows that.  Warts or not, symptoms or not, you probably have it!  Like it or not, admit it or not, it’s there.  These days it’s almost a given unless there is a virgin(all 10 of them) sitting across from you at the table, they likely have it too.  So no worries, you’re all in the same swimming pool, but no need to bring it up!!  If you didn’t already know, it’s what most would call a TURN OFF, and likely won’t land you a second date!  Don’t ask, don’t tell!  If you like each other enough, and you are open and honest about it in the FUTURE there is still a chance you can make it work…….GOOD LUCK!!

 

By the way, whether you’re GOBAMA or NOBAMA save it at least for date #2.  If you praise Jesus or you’re a Buddha Lover tell me later.  Enjoy your date, be yourself, remember what I’ve said and live to see another date!!

 

Sincerely,

The Man with the Plan!

Topic: Dating tips from Men